Home Schooling

Have you ever considered homeschooling your kids? I have and decided against it. First of all, that's too much time with them. Second, they don't listen to me anyway, except when I yell or threaten to take away their tablets. Third, I just wasn't that good at school in all the subjects. I did well enough at my Gymnasium (the equivalent of a high school) to get into University. 

My oldest son, Joachim, is studying French and Chemistry. I don't know anything about either of them, except that I can order in French and I've never managed to blow up my kitchen. Also, I want my kids to grow up American, which is something I think I understand but am not always one hundred percent fluent in. If I had to teach them, or my husband, they'd grow up German. In that case, I might as well not have moved my family to America.